State of the Union by Smoochy: The End is Near – Hurray!

The 2012 New Year is purported to be the end of the world. Hurray!! It couldn’t have come at a better time. We were woefully tired of the old status quo.

We’ll keep what we like and what works. For instance master craftsmanship, heirloom vegetables and wholesome organic cooperation is as attractively functional today as it ever was, possibly even better. These are timeless things that shall remain if we care for them. What will end is the silly top heavy notion of Industry Über Alles. We love silly notion but this one is ridiculous and not remotely funny. That slovenly victim of empty greed, the beast of material vanity is on its way out and in its stead we will plant paradise. Let’s help it become extinct as quickly as possible.

The extinction of an out dated social norm seams easy enough considering how rapidly other things can disappear. The Golden Toad (1989), Zanzibar Leopard (1996), Po’ouli Bird (2004), West African Black Rhinoceros (2006), Madeiran Large White Butterfly (2007) are all gone forever. As cruel as it may sound love is killing fear everyday without mercy and soon the cowering illusion that separates us will be dead. Perhaps there will even be a catchy little jingle to go with it, something akin to “ding dong the witch is wicked witch dead”.

So pick your pea-patch of pleasure, no matter where it lies, and get going on your own personal Shangri-La. The earth has been made fertile by all the BS of the past. We are ripe for a new world. There’s nothing to stand in the way, not even money can hold us back because most of us have already achieved zero balance! Your dreams are the blueprints for this new sanctuary of coolness. Close your eyes and tell me what perfection looks like to you. Then we can get to work on it, together if you like.

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Green Reiki Circle – an opportunity for therapeutic stress relief and world take over

Join us in Circle Green’s diabolical plot to heal the earth and its inhabitants so we may live our lives unimpeded by the pain and negativity of needless stress that lurks within the heart of humanity. Our mission is to amplify the vibration of love, light and mirth on the planet with the unlimited power of Reiki energy, enlivening every heart within our sphere so that the people we meet along the way are jollier, less grumpy and far more fun. We like it better that way.

Smoochy and I acknowledge that plotting to de-stress an entire planet for our own selfish gain is diabolical enough as it is and that asking you to help us with this sinister hedonistic plan by accepting free Reiki treatments that energetically harmonize your mind body and spirit to the vibration of happiness probably goes too far by conventional thinking.

So before joining forces with the Green Reiki Circle there is something else you must know. Reiki is as energizing and uplifting to the giver as it is to the receiver.  That’s right, no matter how much Reiki energy is channeled for others, it is the Reiki practitioner who is first filled with love and light. Secretly Reiki is outrageously self serving and egocentrically gratifying because it empowers the Reiki practitioner while appearing on the surface to be purely giving and altruistic. That little known truth is part of the twinkle in a Reiki master’s smile. So no matter which way you look at, being selfless is one of the best things you can do for yourself.

The Green Reiki Circle is open to all levels of skill and practice of Reiki. Our evening includes introductions and networking, harmonizing and grounding exercises, giving and receiving of Reiki energy treatments and group visualization for planetary healing. If it is your first time to our circle give us a call or email for more information.

The Green Reiki Circle is a free event and donations are welcome. Some of the sweetest gifts have been homegrown and handmade offerings, songs, poetry and organic snacks. Money, that most liquid element of manifestation is also gratefully accepted, cash check and credit cards. No matter what you may have to share, know that your gratitude is thanks enough and that silly, happy, rather inspired look on your face after a Reiki session is priceless and precious to us in and of itself.  

It is our pleasure month after month to offer a safe and friendly atmosphere to satisfy and intensify your curiosity about bio-energy and the benefits of Reiki. We consider referrals to be one of the highest compliments. If you come and find benefit in what you experience with Green Reiki Circle, please share it with your friends and family. They can help us wage peace, first in our own hearts and then the world.

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Hello Crool World

Hello Cruel World,

     I notice how everyone usually just says good bye to you, no wonder you’re angry. No flowers, no phone calls, my feelings would be hurt. So hello Cruel World, how are you really?
     You don’t remember me? Wow, that really hurts you forgot the time we spent together. You can be so cruel. We met in those shadowy places of love and loss where the tears flow like wine. I felt perfectly miserable for all the right reasons; you were candle lit vision of divine melancholia, at least I thought so at the time. We’ve all been there, no need to go into the list now. I’d rather dance with you. Listen to this song, I like this song, you will too. It has didgeridoos. Come on Crool World, shake your booty with me. That’s it!
     My lady friend? Oh yes Shannon, she is my prophetess, priestess and scribe. That basically means I tell her what to write down. Shannon and I are doing well. We hold a Reiki Healing Circle every month at the Yurt. It’s on Wednesday evenings from seven to about nineish. Maybe you could come some time when you’re not out creating painful poetic justice. Check the calendar for the next sublime healing function.
     You noticed the new spelling of your name? Well, I think you R Cool, anyone who can shake sorrow like that makes me want to dance the blues. Wanna break my heart again? Let’s dance…..

Dear Reader,
Amphibial texting is still a myth, the above passages were handed in as is, no edit no questions asked. If you have received a text from Smoochy or any other frog, salamander, snake, coyote or any other animal, please notify Circle Green Healing Arts by email because we don’t have a cell phone. Thank you.

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To Blog and What to Blog

Want the juiciest funniest tidbits of holistic living? Me too!

There are so many ways to feel better and create a more satisfying life. Good energy posts that get you singing in the car,  chanting things like “every day in every way it’s getting better and better.” and doing the happy dance are my kind of thing. Smoochy and I take special pleasure in nagging you to take better care of yourself and enjoy life a little more.

Life is filled with mirth and I want to tell you what makes me laugh. Like the other morning when the boy of the house was reluctant to leave the comfort of his bed so I lured him out with cheddar on a string. I say when all else fails try string cheese.

Some things about our world that need saying could very well cause you tension. I do my best to give an upside to the down side and share it with you so we can relax. Every cloud has a silver lining and if ours turn out to be chemtrails (look up chemtrail online) then we’ll just have to make up some good news by ourselves. Most of the news is made up anyway.

So to blog and what to blog, that is the question. You could always leave a comment if you have the answer…

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Reiki Manuals Arrive



A crisp and weighty cardboard box arrived on the steps while I was out – the Reiki manuals for the May class are here!

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Hello World!

Smoochy and I have a blog!

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