From the Circle Green Cosmic Classifieds Today:

JOB OPPORTUNITIES AND VOLUNTEER WORK:

Local embassy seeks renegade merrymakers motivated to change the world through conscious attunement to the ultimate super power.

Qualifications:
Must be selfishly dedicated to one’s own highest good, able to question all authority, and be willing to be implicated in a diabolical
plot to take over the world with Love.

Basic Training is from noon to six this weekend in Snohomish:
Reiki Level One – Sunday, September 13th
Reiki Level Two – Saturday, September 12th

 Contact Smoochy The Frog for further details….